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golden showers of america

monthly watersports party with hundereds of members, free beverages. $20

free beverages? at a watersports party? doesn't that kind of go without saying?

ps- if they're free, what is the 20$ for...i mean, its kind of byob anyway, no?

step by step, heart to heart...

quick update-
it's 1am, exactly, est on tuesday, 14 october, 2008...



why the fuck is my next door neighbour blaring this shit?!

i swear to god, if i hear suzanne vega, the slight case of vertigo i have today isnt going to stop me from knocking the door down...

luca this, motherfucker!

oh, salvation...
he's moved on to:


...nothing's gonna compare to the ass-kicking someone's about to recieve...

her first name ain't baby...

remember when janet was hot-t?!


LOVING THAT! sooooo hot!

BUT

what happened here?!-


what is with the thighs?? can we talk about the mohawk? that outfit? terrible!!!
i mean, really? can no one give her some feedback? (drum roll)...bad, bad, bad choice to tour with this hair....

but, kids, janet has cancelled like 6 shows thus far on this tour....and with the average ticket costing 185$, is anyone buying? it is a recession, afterall....

the reason cited for the cancellation is 'vertigo'.... riiiiiiight.....

i mean, i'm constantly suffering from vertigo. or maybe i'm just constantly drunk.... but i don't cancel shows. i just show up, do my job, and drink more... i mean, head home... alone...and drink more....

miss jackson, what's going on?

stay nasty! ditch that wig and the dizziness will be....GONE!

ps- the headset mic is waayyyyyy over.

her sugar is RAW! (and mine is too)

on saturday, i trekked out to the meadowlands/prudential/izod/whatever center in nj to catch the opening night of her madgesty's u.s. leg of the 'sticky and sweet' tour. it wasn't the best of her shows that i've seen....but it certainly wasn't the worst. it did, however leave me with an aching for blonder hair and knee-high lace-up boots....(i took care of one of them yesterday....you can guess which).

kids, at 50, the bitch still has it going on! if you can enter on a thrown with your legs akimbo, you're doing something right!
the ny times said that:
"as the show ended, the last glimpse of madonna was a video close-up of her sweaty, unsmiling, exhausted face. she had worked hard, and showed it.

um...is that bad? im nearly half her age and all i did was stand and watch and i was exhausted. to be 50 and still be spot on...well....we can all hope for so much....

ive included two pictures my friend brian snapped from the front row...bastard....(ps, in the second show he attended, he caugh her jump rope- again from the front row....bastard)



BUT, if that's not enough, this week also marked the launch of my new show, BENT, on here!tv...


go to www.heretv.com and subscribe right now! it's free and its fun. its sort of like 'the howard stern show' meets 'the view' with a nice, gay twist.

warning- not all episodes are safe for work. dont call me and bitch me out from the unemployment line...you've been warned....

wait- why are you still reading? shouldn't you be subscribing to my show?

Guess Who's Back...

I realize I haven't posted in ages....and someone called me out on it last week. So, I decided I'd try my best to start again and keep up with it...Third time's the charm, right?

Kids, I want to mention something here. My friend Leah Dubie has a joke about the use of the word "crazy". Meaning, how we are keen to overuse it. Anything a little off-kilter- crazy! That friend of a friend who drinks a little too much and dances on the table- crazy! (Ok, not so much 'crazy' as...'me'). It's a word we use to generalize. It's become an umbrella, much like 'depression' or 'insured'. I've got to say, I had two run-ins with crazy in the past two days that I'd like to share.

I was in Woodstock this weekend. Or, as I like to call it, 'the town for people who don't want to grow up'. Now, while it was gorgeous and peaceful and quaint and I liked it very much, it seemed to me like everyone who lives there is just a little bit crazy. I think it's a town rule- you either have to have cat-eye glasses or a beard. Better if you have both. No one seemed to care about money or jobs or hygiene. Free as a bird. But the thing that solidified my thought of 'crazy' here is that I couldn't help but notice that this was the first thing i saw when I arrived-


and the best part is- I didn't take that picture. Someone else did. Someone else thought- this guy's a nut!
I saw him there around 11am...and when I returned from my hike around 530pm, he was in the exact same spot; as if, he hadn't moved a muscle. Look at his collection of belongings- a sewing machine and a broke-down black and white kitchen tv.
That makes it official- this guy is CRAZY!

My second run=in was on the Q train last night, coming to Brooklyn.


A man who looked very similar to this one was standing in front of me. Same large glasses. Same oily skin. Same supposed return from work. Now, is it just me, or does this look scream- I live in a basement apartment. I can't be trusted around pets. I have a lot of keys. My eyes roll back and I grunt when I have an orgasm.

Crazy. Plain and simple.

SO, the next time you're thinking about having a girl's night at Chili's and downing too manay margaritas and getting 'crazy'....just remember what you're getting yourself into...

what the hell happened???

when did bill clinton get alcoholic face??
seriously. look at that nose...he looks like all the men on my mom's side of the family...is he guiding santa's sleigh? cause thats some serious redness....

it's like ted kennedy, 2.0... the benign version....

even chelsea is in the background thinking- god, dont let this happen to me....

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on a different note, i have to say, im a hillary fan.

i originally liked her because she was like a new one-named diva bitch. like madonna or cher.... i mean, hell, she was on tour from day one. gotta admire that....

but now i like her because she just wont go away. ive realized, shes like me in every relationship ive had. she ignores all the signs that its over and just wont take 'no' for an answer....there's always tomorrow...

hillary, '08!!!!!!

2008

well, well, well...

we find ourselves at the beginning of an amazing year...
and what could be more amazing that the launch of
"paulcase.com"??

stay tuned kids....

exciting, exciting things in the works in the coming months.
too much to even begin explaining...

in the meantime,
hold tight.
check back.
regular updates are on the horizon- as well as a million things
to make paulcase.com as fantastic as possible.

more to come...

i cant wait to share with you my thoughts, my projects, and all of
the incredible things transpiring this year.

after a break....the bitch is back...better than ever...

xxx
-pc